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I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.
Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convin...
If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!..
Mehmet Murat ildan (read about author)
Please remove all metallic items you may be carrying.. keys, loose change.. holy shit!!!
Matrix
Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
Garry Moore
You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
Albert Einstein (read about author)
Wil: You cheated! In a fair fight, I'd kill you!
Jack: Then that's not really incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl
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