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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa. The Simpsons Bart Simpson
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Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die. O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in...
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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ The Simpsons Bart Simpson
Doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. How many doctors are there on this planet? K-PAX Prot
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Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus? Monty Python's Life of Brian
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Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest. K-PAX Prot
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Get three coffins ready.    couple of shots later.. My mistake, make it four. A Fistful of Dollars
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God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. A Fistful of Dollars
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Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord ...
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Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to sh...
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If I has to choose
If I has to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE... >>>
The past can hurt
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it or, learn from it. The Lion... >>>
I cannot promise i'll try
I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try. The SimpsonsBart Simpson 
The vision of one man
For the vision of one man lends not its wings to another man. Khalil Gibran"The Prophet"(read about... >>>
Single soul
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Aristotle 

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