If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!.. Mehmet Murat ildan (read about author)

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Holy Hand Grenade manual
Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand... >>>

We are not animals
Let us free all the animals in the zoos to show them that we are not animals! Mehmet Murat... >>>

Lonely is the soul without a mate
Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is... >>>

There's no such thing as a soul
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman... >>>

No one is ready for a thing
No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it. Napoleon Hill(read about... >>>

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