If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!.. Mehmet Murat ildan (read about author)

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Impossible is nothing
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world... >>>

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store... >>>

Get three coffins ready
Get three coffins ready. couple of shots later.. My mistake, make it four. A Fistful of... >>>

Do it with love or never do it at all
In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all. Mahatma Ghandi

Genius is born
Genius is born - not paid. Oscar Wilde(read about author)

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