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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: "Put rubber spider down Lisa's dress". The Simpsons Bart Simpson ...
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I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try. The Simpsons Bart Simpson
Keywords: Cute Funny Short
I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convin...
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Please remove all metallic items you may be carrying.. keys, loose change.. holy shit!!! Matrix
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Wil: You cheated! In a fair fight, I'd kill you! Jack: Then that's not really incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl
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Women have a more subtle instinct
Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct - what they like is... >>>
Now join your hands
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. William Shakespeare 
He who is in love is wise
He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object... >>>
Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs
Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly. Proverbs 17:12 
Love is as much of an object as an obsession
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever... >>>

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