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I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convin...
Keywords: Funny Long
If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!.. Mehmet Murat ildan (read about author)
Keywords: Cute Funny Short
Please remove all metallic items you may be carrying.. keys, loose change.. holy shit!!! Matrix
Keywords: Funny Short
Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body. Garry Moore
Keywords: Christmas Funny Short
You can't blame gravity for falling in love. Albert Einstein (read about author)
Keywords: Love Funny Short
Wil: You cheated! In a fair fight, I'd kill you! Jack: Then that's not really incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl
Keywords: Funny Short
Many waters cannot quench love
Many waters cannot quench love; rivers cannot wash it away. If one were to give all the wealth of... >>>
A simple I love you
A simple I love you means more than money. Frank Sinatra 
Your reason and your passion
Your reason and your passion are the rudder and the sails of your seafaring soul. Khalil Gibran"The... >>>
Three things that are too amazing
There are three things that are too amazing for me, four that I do not understand: the way of an... >>>
Dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest
Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest. Honestly, its the... >>>

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