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Listen, lad.
I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp.
Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to sh...
I can resist anything but temptation.
Oscar Wilde (read about author)
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: "Put rubber spider down Lisa's dress".
The Simpsons Bart Simpson ...
I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.
The Simpsons Bart Simpson
I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.
Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convin...
If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!..
Mehmet Murat ildan (read about author)
If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
Author unknown
Please remove all metallic items you may be carrying.. keys, loose change.. holy shit!!!
Matrix
Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body.
Garry Moore
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:
- Peace on Earth,
- Goodwill to Men,
and
- Batteries not Included.
Unknown
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