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Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to sh...
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I can resist anything but temptation. Oscar Wilde (read about author)
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress. Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: "Put rubber spider down Lisa's dress". The Simpsons Bart Simpson ...
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I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try. The Simpsons Bart Simpson
Keywords: Cute Funny Short
I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convin...
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If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!.. Mehmet Murat ildan (read about author)
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If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go. Author unknown
Keywords: Love Cute Funny Short
Please remove all metallic items you may be carrying.. keys, loose change.. holy shit!!! Matrix
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Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body. Garry Moore
Keywords: Christmas Funny Short
Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: - Peace on Earth, - Goodwill to Men, and - Batteries not Included. Unknown
I built this kingdom up from nothing
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp.... >>>
You cheated! In a fair fight
Wil: You cheated! In a fair fight, I'd kill you! Jack: Then that's not really incentive for me to... >>>
Do it with love or never do it at all
In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all. Mahatma Ghandi 
Revenge is a dish
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Kill Bill vol. 1 
Don't worry, I'm not going to jump
Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest. K-PAXProt 

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