Famous Quotes

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa. The Simpsons Bart Simpson

Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die. O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in...

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself...

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ The Simpsons Bart Simpson

Doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. How many doctors are there on this planet? K-PAX Prot

Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus? Monty Python's Life of Brian

Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest. K-PAX Prot

Get three coffins ready.    couple of shots later.. My mistake, make it four. A Fistful of Dollars

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. A Fistful of Dollars

Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord ...