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Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die. O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in...
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself...
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Doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. How many doctors are there on this planet? K-PAX Prot
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Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus? Monty Python's Life of Brian
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Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest. K-PAX Prot
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Get three coffins ready.    couple of shots later.. My mistake, make it four. A Fistful of Dollars
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God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. A Fistful of Dollars
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Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord ...
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Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to sh...
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I can resist anything but temptation. Oscar Wilde (read about author)
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Falling in love is like
Falling in love is like submerging beneath the ocean with a submarine - you leave the outside... >>>
Consistency is the last refuge
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde(read about author) 
Forest who is in love with fire
Forest who is in love with fire will wear black wedding gown in her wedding. Mehmet Murat... >>>
Nobody does the right thing.
Nobody does the right thing. Bourne IdentityJason Bourne 
Anyone who lives within their means
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde(read about... >>>

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