Famous eQuotes

Please remove all metallic items

Please remove all metallic items you may be carrying.. keys, loose change.. holy shit!!!

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To love another person
To love another person is to see the face of God. Victor Hugo"Les Miserables"

Holy Hand Grenade manual
Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand... >>>

Your children are not your children
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.... >>>

Fashion is a form of ugliness
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar... >>>

Your friend is your needs answered
Your friend is your needs answered. He is your field which you sow with love and reap with... >>>