Famous eQuotes

I don't think it's nice, you laughing

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
You see, my mule don't like people laughing.
He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.

Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

A Fistful of Dollars

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