Listen, lad.
I built this kingdom up from nothing.
When I started here, all there was was swamp.
Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp,
but I built it all the same, just to show 'em.
It sank into the swamp.
So, I built a second one.
That sank into the swamp.
So I built a third one.
That burned down, fell over,
then sank into the swamp.
But the fourth one... stayed up!
And that's what you're gonna get, lad:
the strongest castle in these islands.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail