Famous Quotes

Get three coffins ready

Get three coffins ready.

couple of shots later..

My mistake, make it four.

A Fistful of Dollars

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Consistency is the last refuge
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Oscar Wilde(read about author)

The past can hurt
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I love you, not for what you are
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. Roy Croft

Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
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Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note
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