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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
The Simpsons Bart Simpson
Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die. O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in...
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself...
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
The Simpsons Bart Simpson
Doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. How many doctors are there on this planet?
K-PAX Prot
Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus?
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest.
K-PAX Prot
Get three coffins ready.
couple of shots later..
My mistake, make it four.
A Fistful of Dollars
God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
A Fistful of Dollars
Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying:
"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord ...
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