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Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die. O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in...
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself...
Doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. How many doctors are there on this planet? K-PAX Prot
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Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus? Monty Python's Life of Brian
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Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest. K-PAX Prot
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Get three coffins ready.    couple of shots later.. My mistake, make it four. A Fistful of Dollars
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God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. A Fistful of Dollars
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Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord ...
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Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to sh...
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I can resist anything but temptation. Oscar Wilde (read about author)
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Now join your hands
Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. William Shakespeare 
When fortune smiles
When fortune smiles on something as ugly and violent as revenge, there's proof like no other, that... >>>
The man who does not work for the love of work
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor... >>>
Love does not consist in gazing at each other
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward... >>>
Friendship is the only cement
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. Woodrow Wilson  

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