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Bravely bold Sir Robin strode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die. O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin He was not in...
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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself...
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Doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. doctor.. How many doctors are there on this planet? K-PAX Prot
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Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus? Monty Python's Life of Brian
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Don't worry, I'm not going to jump out of your chest. K-PAX Prot
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Get three coffins ready.    couple of shots later.. My mistake, make it four. A Fistful of Dollars
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God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. A Fistful of Dollars
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Brother: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying: "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord ...
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Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to sh...
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I can resist anything but temptation. Oscar Wilde (read about author)
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If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels
If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am become sounding brass, or... >>>
Do not speak to a fool
Do not speak to a fool, for he will scorn the wisdom of your words. Proverbs 23:9 
Anyone who lives within their means
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. Oscar Wilde(read about... >>>
I don't think it's nice, you laughing
I don't think it's nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the... >>>
What I feel for you
What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven. Victor Hugo 

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